on dutch boyd
okay so where was i ?? yeah pradaminx called dutch boyd the world famous poker player. and we went to binion`s horseshoe. hohoemuko and i were dressed casually and pradaminx was dressed in this red dress, which was kinda like a corset ontop of a skirt that pushed her boos up towards her chin and with these come fuck me pumps on. it all made me want to have on a BRIGHT lesuire suit on with a wide brimed hat and a big feather in it, so i could be her pimp. so there we are in binions and she wont call the boy to find out where in all of hell he is because we were there on the second day and there were still many many many people playing poker but she insited upon looking for him so we wouldnt be stalkerish. but we were already being stakerish so i didnt see the point. so after spending 30 minutes un successfully looking for him and with hohoemuko and i begging her to call him we went out side to hang out on fermont st. we went into the mermaid or something like that bet a bit of money and then went back into binions, and she called him !!!! finally !!! he was sitting at table 59 and so we went looking for it. and just as we found it they all went out for a smoke break. so we went out side too, and pradaminx was going i think thats him, so i suggested that she call him on her cell if he picks his up she`ll know its him hang up and walk over well he`s a really smart guy, more than likly smarter than i, cause he did the same damned thing that i suggested!!!!! so we all walk over shake hands meet and hang out and so i shake the hands of no less than three world champion poker players and then they all have to go inside, except Gianna
Gianna
gianna is this slip of a girl maye weighs all of 80 pounds at 5`6" and she was wering this orange skirt that was shorter than pradaminx`s and this green i think sweater. anyways it didnt look good at all, and she was rattling on to us, and we all were a bit shocked to hear that she was boyd`s girl friend, i myself was under the impression that he would be in vegas alone, well there she was and going on about how poor they were and ben affleck ( apparently ben and boyd are friends ) she is utterly ghetto but in a weird LA way. and let me tell you it was scary. when i am in a circle of friends talking i dont move my feet too often, i tend to stand in place, well she doesnt she just kept on getting closer and closer, i was really weirded out cause i thought she was going to start reaching out and touching me, and that wasnt at all a pleasent thing. so she goes on about how she goes to tiffanies and ask "do you have anything with a G on it??" and then when shown says " oh i dont like that" and walks out of there, so this because the joke for the next 4 days "Do you have anything with a G on it??" hahah its still funny ... so at this point i think shes on coke or something cause shes really hyper and ug eyed and just out of it. and she ends the conversation by saying "i have to pee" and almost running off. it was strange and weird. so pradaminx went back into binions for a shirt and hohoemuko and i went in search of suveniors, we found a car and then went back to the hotel room and slept.
day two laters
~Zehaeva
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