1. If you were a muppet (you can only use existing ones), which one would
you be, and why?
clifford either that or pilot from farscape
2. If you could change your eye color, would you, and why or why not?
no cause my eyes are this strange brown with like green cling film over them, and its kinda ahrd to notice enless you get really close to my face .. like kissing close
3. What dvd/video do you have that you are ashamed to say that you own?
after long thought and searchign i have found one video that i am kidna ashamed to have( there are no dvds because i bought all with the knowledge they are great movies) and that is jury duty
4. You, through some strange twist of fate, are able to spend a week as a
member of the opposite sex. Your mind and feelings would stay the same.
What type of person would you look like and would this gender bending
teach you anything about the other sex?
i have had this conversation before, i would be blond tall and very very buxom, i would suduce everything that was male, i would be in a word a slut, and revel in it .. i know its a horribly male thing to do if i were to become female but i would, sorries ... and i think it would teach me alot ...
5. Tell me a joke, and make it funny!!
sokies this is a from a movie but its funny so here goes ..
a sparrow was flying south for hte winter and he got seperated from the other sparrows he was flying with and got caught in a snowstorm and froze. after a while a cow came around and craped on him, but the manure was all warm and soon the lil sparrow had thawed out, so he started to chirp, a cat near by hearing the chirping cleared teh manure off the sparrow and ate him.
the morral of the story:
not everyone who shits on you is necessarily your enemy and everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend and if your warm and happy you should just keep your big fucking mouth shut
i`ll give you a reisen if you can guess what movie its from ...
now if you want to be interviewed by me then you must do the following
Step 1 --- Leave a comment saying that you want to be interviewed.
Step 2 --- I will respond by giving you 5 questions.
Step 3 --- You`ll update your journal with your answers.
Step 4 --- You`ll include this explaination.
Step 5 --- You`ll ask other people five questions, when they, in turn, want to be interviewed.
~Zeaheva
silly