TRAFFIC VIOLATION?
A police officer pulls a guy in a sports car over for speeding and has
the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver`s license?
Driver: I don`t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner`s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It`s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That`s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
owner`s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There`s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That`s where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There`s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It`s mine, officer. Here`s the owner`s card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there`s
a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there`s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there`s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don`t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told him you didn`t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I`ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!