I can't dance
Not like the song
An 80s anthem to white guys
I
Can't
Dance
I'm embarrassing on the floor
My hips sway out of time
And my feet don't move where they should
Musical ability isn't the problem
I can keep a beat
And shread a mean riff
But I can't move joyously with my lover
celebrate
Without
Shame
It's just a property of my body
It walks and runs
I can even climb mountains
I can't dance
I want to